Started 0-4. Went to 6-4. Going to lose this week despite putting up the second highest point total in the league this week. Just as I was on the cusp of playoff contention. The gods can be so cruel.

I’m on a two-game skid in my other league after some rough bye weeks. (No Gore/Moreno two weeks ago, and no Amendola/Gordon/Brady last week.) I had to start Jake Locker and then he got hurt, giving me negative points. Whoo. That losing streak will extend to 3 this week, unless I get 40 points combined from Brady and Amendola against that great Panthers defense. Yahoo says I have a 4% chance, but I put it at more like 15%.

I’m still chugging along at my new job. Still good.

I went from 0-4 to 5-4. Very satisfying. I feel like such a boss.

I actually have the same record in my other league, although the path there was a little different. I lost this week because my best players, Knowshon Moreno and Frank Gore, were on bye. Plus, Maurice Jones-Drew was on bye, so I didn’t have a decent fill-in. I also sat Tom Brady because I am a fucking moron. Really? Jake Locker is terrible; what was I thinking?

I don’t think I have less boring news. No wait, my cousin is having a wedding this weekend, so that’s actually exciting.