Friend: if it was possible for me to turn gay, it would be this coworker that did it
Friend: (sidenote)
Me: ooooh, that’s hot
Friend: what???
Me: oh wait, sorry
Friend: oh wait i just realized that coulda probably been taken the wrong way
Me: I totally misinterpreted that
Friend: HAHAHAHA!
Me: instead of the frustrating guy coworker
Friend: u thought it was a girl
Me: I thought you had an incredibly sexy female coworker
Friend: HAHAHAHA!
Me: whom you had fantasies about
Friend: i mean
Me: well, now you know how guys think
Friend: it’s not completely out of the question but
Friend: it’s a question of spectrum here
Friend: hahaha