1. I feel perpetually off-center when I’m at school, and normal when I get home.
2. Sometimes I get really paranoid that people secretly hate me.
3. I tell people that I really love pancakes, but I just think they’re okay.

Note: I debated whether to add “Because I secretly hate you” to the second one. I decided against it because 1) it wasn’t true, and 2) it sounded cliche upon second reading.