My Idea of Sacrifice

Geeze, don’t you morons see that if we leave Iraq, a civil war will break out. We’ll have Muslim fighting Muslim and then oil prices will go up (which I don’t really understand since they’re both on the side of evil). Good thing we can send our soldiers there to die in a far-away sectarian conflict. Otherwise, we might have to pay more for gas, and that’s a sacrifice I’m not willing to make.