What was Shawn doing in 2006?

I know, I know, I know I’m a loser for saving all these, but I couldn’t resist. I thought it would be a fun experiment. According to facebook, this is what I was doing:

  • You are none of your goddamned business.
  • You are waiting for Godot…
  • You are not going to wake up early to sign up for classes. Fuck that shit.
  • You are going to eat chicken on a stick for every meal this weekend.
  • You are walking in space.
  • You are 509 Bandwith Limit Exceeded.
  • You are appalled at the Spanish-language Star-Mangled Banner.
  • You are still 509 bandwidth limit exceeded. Hm.
  • You are looking for a new webhost.
  • You are changing your nameservers.
  • You are going to get this last essay done somehow.
  • Shawn is sick as hell… throat is sore.
  • Shawn is celebrating the return of his weblog.
  • Shawn is almost ready for econ.
  • Shawn is too busy to change his facebook status.
  • Shawn is back in the UC, bitches.
  • Shawn is Shawn.
  • Shawn is adrift, once again.
  • Shawn is trying to remember PHP.
  • Shawn is judging people based on their race and/or ethnicity instead of as individuals.
  • Shawn is hanging out with Ken Lay and Tupac.
  • Shawn is a motherfucking snake on a motherfucking plane.
  • Shawn is still a motherfucking snake on a motherfucking plane, bitches!
  • Shawn is “Most Likely To… die in a pool of his own vomit.”
  • Shawn is on a horse with no name.
  • Shawn is stalking you via news-feed. Yes, you.
  • Shawn is remembering.
  • Shawn is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
  • Shawn is unconvinced by Descartes.
  • Shawn is telling you not to be fooled by the term “coercive interrogation.” Torture is torture.
  • Shawn is preparing to enter the wilderness.
  • Shawn is especially good at expectorating.
  • Shawn is shocked by USC’s loss.
  • Shawn is rejoicing over the resignation of Rumsfeld.
  • Shawn is also a cartoonist.
  • Shawn is thankful for Thanksgiving.
  • Shawn is hoping there is no Ohio-Michigan rematch.
  • Shawn is going to spill the wine, take that pearl.
  • Shawn is figuring out how to focus.
  • Shawn is never so happy before a test, but he can’t stop thinking about going home.
  • Shawn is the one who stole the cookies from the cookie jar. You can all stop asking now.