“None of the fluorescent green rat pups born—yes, they are really green—displayed any abnormalities, genetic or otherwise.” — Rats Born to Mice in Bizarre Lab Work
In my opinion, if you’re a rat and you’re green, you have a genetic abnormality. Maybe that’s not PC, but it’s true.
Here’s a video of Jon Stewart interviewing Bill Kristol. Jon Stewart says that neoconservatism is just liberalism with old guys. Kristol says, “It’s liberalism grown-up” at about 5:38 in the interview.
Reminds me a little bit of this (which I stumbled upon a while ago but I don’t remember where I found it): “I certainly was not aboard that Ship of Fools, so-called ‘conservatives’ as well as ‘neo-conservatives’ – more correctly neo-trotskyites – who sailed with Bush right over Niagra Falls and smashed to pieces on the rocks of reality below.”
Liberalism grown-up? Say what? You’re neo-whats again??
I came upon this quiz while reading Andrew Sullivan’s blog. I scored a 26, which, interestingly, is the same as Sullivan’s score.