Since summer is nearing its end, I decided now would be a fun time for a Facebook status listlog:
- August is MOVING!!
- Kate is cleaning out her aviator of a summer’s worth of crap.
- Jason is announcing that the part tonight will be fucking crazy!!
- Tym is on campus all day.
- Sarah is listening to the clock tick.
- Cary is thinking of converting to Federerism.
- Matthew is going to be at work when his room assignment info goes online.
- Paige is missing her lovelys from school <3.
- Gina is missing her B______ 0:).
- Heather is counting the hours until she’s done with camp.
- Arash is is en route to baltimore via Raleigh, NC and a 311 concert.
- Ingrid is drinking espresso at Bully Blend’s.. w/ Jack Billion! (he’s at a different table) it’s a small world.
- Keshav is watching Zoey 101, hoping that Joycs (the puppy) will get a good home as she has been returned.
- Ethan is has eaten all the blackberry pie.
- Jeff is excited for Donatos.
- Terrence is remodeling.
- Cameron is sitting in CCJ 201.
- Stevie is exhausted.
- Tiffany is finally over the flu… looking forward to going back to hopkins!
- Bill is looking forward to making it back to Hopkins to chill with all you cool people.
- Shana is not looking forward to Friday. :(.
- Jessica is wanting to go home sleep, eat, talk to the fam and see Brian.
- Sean is remembered well at the Chelsea Hotel.
- Mike is a driver not a thinker.
- Shawn is concerned about Mother Nature. Mother! Nature!
- Ashley is listening to KMEL online cuz she misses the Bay.
- James is praying for daylight…of August 27th.
- Clara is probably still doing laundry.
- Winnie is debating the pros and cons of ethnic studies and theatre.
- Roy is done looking for a supplier.
- Christine is content after eating at the House of Chicken and Waffles.
- Jude is sucking in his gut.
- Ashley is thinking of Anna’s sweet lips…
- Elizabeth is in London.
There are a few gems in there, but none are as brilliant as mine:
- Shawn is a motherfucking snake on a motherfucking plane.