Oh, those rich college students are sooo aware, involved, and compassionate. Listen up readers, I must tell you a story of profound irony in this world. I’m going to tell you about Boxfest!

Boxfest is this magical event Habitat for Humanity thought of to raise awareness about the homeless! You get to sleep in a box on the Lawn, hang out with your friends, and eat free pizza, just like real homeless people do! Now, you too, can learn what troubles the homeless must deal with. I wonder what genius came up with this idea.

Unfortunately, there was heavy rain on the day of Boxfest. Boxfest was postponed. What a wonderful decision! It’s good that Habitat for Humanity is looking out for the good of the JHU students. I mean, real homeless people get to sleep in their nice cozy dorms if there happens to be inclement weather. We wouldn’t want the kids’ experiences to be tainted by something like cold, harsh reality, right?

Way to raise awareness, Habitat for Humanity at JHU! Way to go! Now we know how much you really care. Now we know how compassionate college students really are.