Hey Bush, remember when you were debating John Kerry? Remember how both of you said you had plans to cut the deficit in half?

Does anyone remember how I said I didn’t believe either of them would cut the deficit in half?

Yeah, well, Bush, I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt with Iraq and our faulty intelligence, but on this issue, I still think you’re a liar.

Oh well, it’s not like reducing the deficit is any kind of big issue or anything, especially not to fiscal conservatives…