I completely agree with the Supreme Court’s decision in Gonzales v. Raich. After all, using marijuana for medical use is similar to using marijuana for pleasure, which is like using cocaine for pleasure, which was shown in Kill Bill II directed by Quentin Tarantino, who was in Girl 6 (1996) with Arthur J. Nascarella, who was in In the Cut (2003) with Kevin Bacon. Thus, the necessary and proper Kevin Bacon clause — Article 1, Section 8 — is satisfied, federalism be damned.

Necessary and proper credit to: The Oracle of Bacon at Virginia.

It’s juxtaposition time!

American deaths per year resulting directly or primarily from alcohol: 340,000 to 450,000

American deaths per year resulting directly or primarily from marijuana: 0

Source: http://www.jackherer.com/comparison.html

It took an amendment to ban alcohol.

(Medicinal use of) Marijuana was banned without an amendment.