Bored of actual election issues…:

What’s worse than a tax and spend liberal?

A tax-refund and spend conservative.

*cue canned laughter*

Still not convinced Iraq is just fine?

We’re making progress. Oh wait, did that link you to a news story on an attack in the Green Zone? I meant, they’re making progress.

Non-joke topic

You know, when they mention how the children and grandchildren are going to be paying for this mess… I’m one of those children, and I don’t believe either candidate will cut the deficit in half.