“And if I should encounter God himself, I will wrap him in duct tape.” I said it, and I don’t remember who I said it to, but I think I was talking about my duct tape necktie at one point in the conversation.

“You’re like my retarded shadow.” – Mr. Gaines. Said during class. Hilarious, especially because it was true of the person he said it to. (A dumbass through and through.)

Winner? I won’t pick this time. I’ll let you, the reader, decide.

[1:50PM]EDIT: Two new remembered quotes:

“You know what school needs: more guns.” – me. It got a good laugh in physics class when my teacher brought a nerf gun, but I don’t think it’s all too great a quote out of context. It’s there anyway.

“Having a band is like having six girlfriends all at once.” – Ian. Ian was getting phone call after phone call. Hence, the quote.

Winner? Still letting you decide.