My Zen koan: If Jesus was a professional wrestler, what would be his finishing move?

What’s the answer? Why, the answer lies within you, my friend. I cannot give you the answer… but here are some responses I’ve been given:

• The Crucifix
• The Resurrection – where he comes back after being pinned and then wins
• The Second Coming
• Bible Breaker

So, if you’ve got any responses, please add them. If you can describe any of the moves that do not yet have a description, please comment. If you think this is not funny and I am blasphemous, please refrain from commenting.

Those responses are good and funny, but we all know the real answer, right?