Looks like it’s the month of me for this month’s edition of the Out of Context Awards.

In fourth place: “Who needs internet when you’ve got booty?”

Context: While I was talking about how I wish I could be a pirate, I mentioned that pirates wouldn’t have an internet connection. Then, I uttered that quote.

In third place: “Ian McKellan is not girly!”

Context: Well, we (my cousins and I) always said Orlando Bloom (Legolas) looked like a girl. Then, Wenschel, noticing all of them had long hair at one point in the video game, I think, says that they all look girly. I say that because earlier I was joking about how Ian McKellan was the hottest one in the Return of the King. (Might have spelled his name wrong, too lazy right now to check the DVD.)

In second place: “You’re still ramming this metal rod into someone, and you can still hurt them, even if it does have a rubber tip.”

Context: I was talking about a fencing foil, okay.

Winner: “I’ve yet to meet a ninja with a ghetto accent.”

Context: Interestingly enough, this quote came from the same conversation as the 2nd place quote. Still talking about how a foil can hurt, I try to use an analogy involving the hand and how soft, yet deadly it is. To further illustrate my point, I ask the person to imagine that she is a master ninja. She replies with something like, “Whatchoo talkin’ ’bout? I am.” So, I reply with my line.